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Post by Madhatter on Apr 18, 2007 21:40:45 GMT
at 40 degrees ppl in california shiver uncontrollably.. people in scotland sunbathe. At 35 degrees italian cars wont start.. people in scotland drive with the windows down at 20 degrees floridians wear gloves hats n coats...people in scotland throw on a t shirt. 15 degrees californians begin to evacuate the state...people in scotland go swimming. at zero degrees new york landlords finally turn up the heat...people in scotland have the last bbq before it gets cold. at minus 10 degrees people in miami cease to exist..ppl in scotland lick flagpoles. at minus 80 polar bears evacuate the arctic..scottish boy scouts postpone winter survival classes till it gets cold at minus 173 ethyl alcohol freezes..ppl in scotland get frustrated when they cant thaw their bottles of buckie. . at minus 297 degrees microbial life start to disappear...scottish cows complain of farmers wi cold hands. at minus 460 degrees all atomic motion stops...ppl in scotland start sayin 'Chilly, you cauld an aw?' and at minus 500 degrees hell freezes over... scottish ppl support england in the world cup!
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